Mega Mash Rolls

Welcome to a rare, truly original story!
MMR is the newest tale taking place in the Mega Mash Mons Universe told through the
mechanics and style of a D&D campaign.

Dato Calendar explained – Our calendar date is 2025. the number before 0000 was not -1, it was 9. Just like before any 0 on a counter that started at 0. Our universe that is 13.8 billion years old, went from 13,814,190,000 to 13,814,190,001. And is currently 13,814,192,026.

  1. Separation – 13B,814M,191T,480 (=1480AD)Jinn Tablet discovered in an ancient temple that’s been sealed for a thousand years, with 500 year old blood on it.
  2. Investigations – 13B,814M,191T,910 Descendant of blood on tablet found and recruited.
  3. Celebrity Romance Gossip – 13B,814M,191T,970 Media frenzy over Pluto and Charron causing Pluto to shy away from Charron.
  4. Collaboration – 2 world corporations, Stowbotashi and Rakenshin begin a collaboration.
  5. Construction – TimeFlex Egress and Accelerator built.
  6. Weddings On – Prince Charron of Stowbotashi and Princess Pluto of Rakenshin engagement announced.
  7. Plot-WormHoles – 13B,814M,191T,986 on the 19th day of the 6th month. The first stages of time travel research attempts are launched. The prince and princess are lost, to no ones ability to understand yet. Charron’s company Stowbotashi was hence forth controlled by its existing board and Pluto’s was bought by a C.E.O. but the experiments are deemed a success and data begins flooding in for them to analyze. Unknown to them that the entire time they are using the Jinn artifact they are flooding our world with a constant wash of interdimensional particles causing plants and animals all over the world to undergo a stable fission in their atoms which refolds the proteins in their amino acids and mutates them into giant creatures with entirely new densities and atomic forces, who are also quantumly entangled with the energy that originated from and is in super position with the InterDeSitteral. And even more, also ringing an interdimensional dinner bell to beings more massive than our existence. 
  8. Study – Over the months of calculating coordinates in space time to be able to even begin to understand navigating the dimension of time, distortions and blotting over the galaxy are discovered. These turn out to be unimaginable extra dimensional entities who’s even vicinity begins to lens the light and gravity of our universe as they close in.
  9. Sightings – First Mons sighting, believed to be an alien or from another dimension at first.
  10. Fact Finding – True origin of Mons discovered to be atomically altered earth animals caused from undetected interdimensional energy streaming into our universe from the egress in wavelengths/widths imperceptible to us at the time.
  11. Thickens – First MegaMons sighting and discovery of dormant InterDiXenon plus clouds which cause larger more powerful but less versatile mutations. Clouds of black and green haze begin densely covering the surface of the earth about 2000 feet into the air, not affecting visibility really at all for the first 1600 feet of sight but almost instantly seeming like a wall any further. All circuitry and components connected to power sources begin short circuiting or exploding. These threats all together especially bring civilization as it was known to a stop. Factories halt forever, societies that relied on trade fell into despair, entire nations collapse. The TimeFlex is realized to be the cause of it all, Stowbotashi destroys it, along with the Jinn Tablet. They say. 
  12. Player Start – 13B,814M,191T,988 Zimbodesh, master engineer and pilot of Stowbotashi finishes Omnitron as the universal defender against any variety of Monstrosity and begins testing. **Mega Mash Mons Early Access published**.
  13. Training – Omnitron battles a MegaCyberSpyder for reasons that come up later.
  14. Brawler Period – First test battle of Omnitron versus Mons.
  15. AI Says Peace – Specialized Omnitron controlled by AI glitches from energy flux and goes rogue.
  16. RPG Period – A now piloted Omnitron is utilized to defend populations and escort research vessels, fighting off Mons and occasionally encountering the Rogue OmniTronic which easily defeats Omnitron when bothered long enough to start caring about it then leaves to pursue its prime directive of eliminating all Mons specimens. 
  17. Great Emu-lation War – Worlds remaining super powers band together in an attempt to purge the entire planet of all MegaMons and Mons in one enormous march of their technology and power. Zimbodesh turns out to be piloting the “rogue AI” Omni. He is taken out of prison to command Operation Emu-nity with an entire devision of Omnitrons. It was a total failure; most mons just got back up after the fighting stopped, literally outliving the material and energy resources of the armies. The nations of Ursofa and Rakenshin publicly shame and blame Zimbodesh for the militarys failure, ruining his reputation and having him returned to prison.
  18. Collapsion – 13B,814M,192T,006 In its scattered isolations Humanity has dwindled to sparce kingdoms and small villages far out of reach of one another, with little to no relations possible with each other. Monstrosities rule the earth and nature has reclaimed her lands airs and waters. On this day after 18 years of the world to reach this state, Unnoticed by nearly every living thing, another enormous burst of undetectable energy washes over the planet, this one being instant however. And just as fast some humans like the Monstrosities before them, began changing. The Oracle’s recorded image now humming pulsingly, patiently waiting to be found by someone worthy. Prince Charron bursts back into existence with 2 others, finding themselves in a wet crater with no memory of who they are. Spending every hour for months scraping together what information he could of the past and what happened, realizing how different this world now was and that his place in it was gone long ago, He changes his name to Xyga.
  19. Goblin Up News – Hobgobs swarm from the Maw cavern in the Deep Jungle and are seen as an invasion starting the Hobgob wars.
  20. From The Mountains – Aheyas of the wing Habilis succeeds in reaching the surface world and joins their species to learn how to help with the state of the world. Rakenshin and other informed adversaries wage war on the Exubrianites to obtain their cores to build a new Jinn artifact, the NuJinn. Zimbodesh in secret reprograms one to later break him out of imprisonment.
  21. A Different Idea – The Yellow Prince Hans Woodstock overthrows his father and leads his tribe of Hobgobs into betraying another species of their race, ensuring peace never happens between them and humans. Cynatump frees ShiChi and Gryphmer, meeting Aheyas. Aheyas and Xyga on their own stop the largest hobgob incursion which cuts its way through Stowbotashi.
  22. A New Navy – Xyga takes charge of a crew for Commander Aheyas and begins a rescue unit that sails the vast waters helping each kingdom in the name of Stowbotashi and unity. Becomes good friends with Zimbodesh who while still in prison works to redesign and recreate transports and machinery for Stowbotashi with this reverted ages technology. Xyga takes him on as part of his crew after he retrofits his ship on duty.
  23. A Change In Priority – Dreadbolt angrily reassigned is tasked to form a scout unit to investigate the changes caused by the FlexBurst. Rakenshin Scientists and Stowbotashi cultists use InterDeSitteral data and Exubrianite cores to construct a replica of the Jinn artifact, the NuJinn Tablet.
  24. Consequences of Deals – King Stowbotashi assassinated
  25. Full Circle – The original Jinn Tablet is found to still exist in Stowbotashi after their kings death, its entrusted back to Xyga.
  26. Reconnecting – Xyga recruits Vemryn and some time later makes him a captain under his command with his own ship focused on trade transport and kingdom relations.
  27. Encased – Jinn Tablet locked in an encasing by Aheyas and Bruce E Bahdass. Xyga takes it to Vemryn and directs Bruce E to give the key to BahGah.
  28. EnTombed – Jinn Casing hidden by Vemryn inside a Rosetta tomb who’s pages detail the surface world with a magic seal preventing the Jinn Casing from being revealed. It is planted on his peoples councils main trail to gather. His intention is to both reveal the truth to his people against Dreadbolts wishes and also knows the council will vault the tomb, keeping the Jinn tablet well hidden and well guarded to the knowledge of none but himself. Until Mystral finds it first on accident.
  29. All Knowing – Dreadbolt after using his scrying abilities to learn all the surface humans secrets vows extermination.
  30. Mutiny – Xygas ship is attacked and he is thought to be killed. really Zimbodesh with supplies from Exubrian betrayed him with several others more interested in piracy.
  31. History Repeats Itself – Under Dreadbolts influence the queen of Rakenshin arranges for the NuJinn to be stolen by Ursofa.
  32. Karma(First Session 0) – Hugh Mhann Escapes the riots of his kingdom. The mass of the army and resources of Ursofa are destroyed in a Mega Mons attack at their secret medical facility, the NuJinn is lost and its King HaHa abandons his people.
  33. *Small World – 13B,814M,192T,026 Vemryn meets Roh Spettle before departing then Mystral enroute, getting attacked by MegaMons twice and sustaining too much damage for it to be salvageable though if not for Mystral. At the same time Kriben Sunstrider and his new friend kill the OwlMons protecting the region of Ryeheer.
  34. The Hunt Continues – The Bat MegaMons Conshinid – Baxrikel Hunts down Sterling Belcher but he warps the NuJinn tablet away just before it kills him. Baxrikels swarm fans out in all directions around the mountain, including towards Ryve Hole, trying to sniff out where the tablet went.
  35. Measures of the Desperate – Hawksman and Aziz the Sins of Rakenshin are dispatched to track down Sterling, infiltrating and torturing as necessary to find the NuJinn.
  36. DIY Mons potion – Cynatump on his way to the mountains East of Ryeheer battles a flock of owls and meets Kirishizen. They end up accidently creating an owl/dragon in a cave.
  37. Fortuitous Passing – Kirishizen meets Shayla Darkhum in the woods northeast of Ryeheer. Roh Spettle joins Vemryns crew.
  38. RunDown – Cynatump chases Hobgobs that stole his things and ends up fighting an entire band of them and a leader with Xyga.
  39. Interrupted Plans – Hawkson and Aziz come upon a Hobgob camp which they perceive as their secret stash hideout and take them out wanting the reward for them and their loot.
  40. Hidden Cave – Mystral is saved by Daimon at Spyder Cavern Waterfall.
  41. Mistaken Identity – Cynatump while disguised as a Hobgob is attacked by Aziz and Hawkson thinking hes one of them. they learn the truth and stow their blades.
  42. Old Friends – Hugh Mhann and Tank Hackney reunite for the first time since the riots of Ursofa began. After playing a few gamble games they get into a battle with an apex wolf pack. At this time Roh Spettle is talking with Vemryn near by about where they go from here.
  43. Something In The Bushes – Mystral stops Hobgobs from ambushing Cynatump then Tank and Bryce in a battle against wolves then LupuTera.
  44. Shipyard Swarmed – Conshinids attack Bruised Cruise hunting Vemryn. Party first encounters Exubrian.
  45. Partys Present Enter Xyga – Wagon ride ambush
  46. ***Party Time! (Session ONE!) – Keep it inn bat swarmed
  47. They Get Bigger – MiniBax encounter in the town of DownFruHeer
  48. Biggest and Baddest – Player find the cause of the events as Conshinid Baxrikel in the mountains east of Ryeheer. They escape.
  49. Town Shielded – With the town having the Sonic Repulser they send word to the other towns to migrate there and take shelter while the party is sent by the mayor to TeeBeeDee with Baxrikels bio sample to find a way to reverse the contamination of Baxrikel mutating the bats and to exterminate the Mega Mons itself to prevent future problems.
  50. Collapsion Introduction Explained – Sea ship battle and Party discovers the orb of the oracle and Xygas back story as Prince Charron.
  51. Finding Out Your Dead – Meet BahGah right hand of Aheyas and knight of the Stowbotashi Kingdom, friend of Xyga. He tells Xyga about his ship being reported to be destroyed along with the death of all crew, including Xyga. Also tells the party of Exubrians backstory.
  52. Somethings After You – Ambushed by Bejinaught 1st time
  53. Asset Acquired – Shayla recovers NuJinn tablet from Sterlings warp pad to take to the queen of Rakenshin
  54. Turns Out He Turned On You – Richard Swooney former crewmate under Xyga tells him that Zimbodesh mutinied and killed Xyga and his crew, going on a Mons genocide with his ship.
  55. Nemesis – Bejinaught attacks again, party learns it answers to something powerful called Conshinal.
  56. Reporting In – Party meets Aheyas and after being told of Zimbodesh’s betrayal dispatches BahGah to gain all intel on him.
  57. Baxrikel Dampener – Party reaches TeeBeeDee and is directed to visit an artificer in Podlamar for a device that will weaken Baxrikel and revert the bats.
  58. Predator Becomes Prey – The party comes upon a sleeping and regenerating Bejinaught. If they dont ambush him now he will attack them at full power and on final defeat they will learn it was created with Conshinals influence by someone named Dreadbolt who Mystral and Kiri know.
  59. BBG Revealed – Dreadbolt while hunting BahGah finds him with the party as he gives them info on Zim, during the battle He stabs BahGah through the heart with his own blade after recognizing it as a shard of Conshinal and steals the key to the Jinn Casing from him. After he escapes BahGah drops his sword but steals the book Vemryn made from Mystral and escapes as well.
  60. To Find A Friend – Party reaches Podlamar and Gregar Liq gives them a device to track BahGahs corruption discharge which matches his swords radiation.
  61. Goodbye Friend Hello Peril – Party finds BahGah and after exposition calls his sword back to him and battles. On defeat he will tell them about the Jinn tablet and the key he was protecting that unlocks the protective casing its in, which is protected by Vemryn. BahGah could now smell Vemryns scent on the book and knew it was important somehow like a map perhaps. He tells them Dreadbolt is working with Zimbodesh and that they must get that key back for the fate of the world and dies.
  62. Hot Product – Shayla reveals she has the NuJinn tablet and tank tries to steal it, realizing Hawkson beat him to it and he will chase her down and fight her. The party will find them and they will all decide it must be destroyed somehow.
  63. Book Grab – Air ship battle with Zimbodesh who (Nearly?) kills Vemryn and he steals Mystrals book. (He still has the key to access the Jinn artifact but not what unlocks the seal hiding it in the back of the book) then Party returns to get the device made by Gregar and learns who Bruce E Bahdass is through Xyga. Xyga finds out he is who gave Zimbodesh the illusion scroll used on him. Zimbodesh brags over a dieing Exubrian that Tanks father caught him reprogramming him during the war, and that hes the one that killed him because of it.
  64. First Missions End – Party travels back to Baxrikels cave and battle it, killing it for massive loot or fleeing knowing it is at least weekend to the point it cant sustain the bats mutations and they will return to normal and not be influenced by it any longer. they will return to the town for their reward from the Mayor.
  65. To Bruce E – Party meets Vemryn again who knows the location of Bruce E Bahdass and transports them there in his new ship.
  66. Explanations – Maze puzzle and Bruce E confrontation where they’re told he didn’t know what Zim was going to use the scroll for and gives them his hideouts location.
  67. This Is War – Massive air and sea ship battle with multiple kingdom ships vs pirate ships.
  68. Justice – Possible game ending with Zimbodesh battle unless players want to keep it going.
  69. Its Starting To Make Sense – Party learns Mystrals book secretly holds the original Jinn tablet, locked in a second encasing by BahGahs key, ontop of the seal hiding it. Mystral keeps the NuJinn tablet and the seal key so they can recover Vemryns book and the encasing key to fully unlock the Jinn artifact and combine them together to destroy them both. (Actually sends them through time, the Jinn tablet appearing in the sealed ruins it was found in the past and the NuJinn appearing in the future within Conshinals reach).
  70. Overthrow – Dreadbolt kills his peoples counsel and re assigns his former scout units and Conshinid hunters as his military, training them to invade the surface and kill all intelligent life claiming they are all Conshinid Spawn. 
  71. Gearing For Battle – Party battles more mega mons to get stronger and acquire samples to recreate the encasing key stolen by Dreadbolt.
  72. Worlds War Won – Dreadbolt launches his assault. Un told to him by his new master Conshinal began mass spawning MiniMons in an enormous swarm which also begins scouring over the battlefield after some turns in one hive minded desire to consume all bio mass on the entire planet for their brood titan.
  73. This Isn’t Over – Dreadbolt steals the key to unlock the seal hiding the Jinn encasing in the book, then uses BahGahs key to break the encasing around the Jinn artifact and escapes. Party is teleported to his lair where if they brought the NuuJinn tablet he will steal it and they must try and stop him from absorbing all their power and becoming an InterDiMons. If they did think about it and decide not to bring the other thing he wants right to him he will begin transforming into just a Mega Mons and will be an easier fight, instead of fighting him in the process of transforming into an InterDiMons.
  74. Ever After – On defeat the party will combine the tablets sending the Jinn tablet back in time but teleporting the NuJinn tablet to the future at Mystrals peoples region, at the entrance to the spawn cave of Conshinal. Where its close enough for him to interact with it. Vemryn will be asked by his people to lead them as their first king, as he is best to establish relations between their world and the surface as well as teach them all he has learned already. He will ask Mystral to join him in this mission as well, as his betrothed. Xyga will continue where he left off, believing somewhere or somewhen out there his princess waits to be saved. Tank will be asked by Exubrian and his own people to rule over them as their new king, Hugh will return to the life he had finally, Roh will take Vemryns old job as inter kingdom merchant and transport. Cynatump now having his peoples cure will return as their savior with the news that the world no longer even remembers them, and that every society is now isolated like them but reaching out to each other.
  75. Next Time On MegaMashRolls – A familiar face is meeting privately with commander Aheyas when he suddenly surprise attacks Aheyas, stabbing him through the chest with BahGahs sword…

On our universal date of of the month of June in its 19th day, year 13B814M191T986, an invisible wave of interdimensional light washes over the entire planet. Like neutrinos from their sun the particles pass through nearly all matter without effecting it at all, but not everything.

Some mutations began immediately, some laid dormant, some took only minutes to complete while others took days. Animals around the world effected by the burst began to undergo a form of fission which expelled the created energy into the dimension the burst came from, remaining quantumly entangled to it and leaving the creature undamaged by the exothermic reaction.

As the Carbon in their atoms break apart into interdimensional irradiated Helium+, some then refusing into super hard interdimensional irradiated Carbon+ the same way,  the proteins in their amino acids unfold and refold with entire additions to their laws of physics taking on new properties and increasing both the size of the creature immensely as well as the strength of the atomic forces between the newly formed atoms.

The creatures from that point forward draw from the Interdimensional energy they are connected with to sustain their physical forms converting the energy to its mass and utilize it for attacks like breath beams and other uses depending on the creature. They replenish this already seemingly endless pool by feeding on pockets of Xenon and Silicon that were compacted densely enough around the planet in places such as hot springs, to be effected by the TimeFlex burst. Other ways include hunting other Mini Mons, Mons, and even Mega Mons, and other unique “feeding” methods.

When they are destroyed, even seemingly completely, they are able to reform themselves after several years from their energy channeling back into this dimension. Some Mons are able to spawn or build organic/mineral nodes which act as a nest which it and its energy pool are connected to, decreasing this time down to days even in some cases. 

Giant permanent dense clouds also begin forming all over the world as some of the Radon around the planet becomes affected and grows immensely into region spanning clusters of InterDimentionaly irradiated Radon+. So far, it seems that it retains its Nobel state and only obscures light passing through it, not affecting anything else.

Though it is impossible to see through after a few yards of distance, it remains less dense enough to not push all of the oxygen in the area upward. These Hazes roll around the world and in some circumstances, seem to disperse in the area around 2 Mons that enter each others vicinity’s, forming a giant dome of clearing around them as the rest of the haze swirls around the center point it was created.